OPEN

Open your ears

And look into my eyes

How long can you do this?

Itching to tell a lie

The toughest thing in the world is listening

Even if nothing else is glistening

Spilling my heart all over the floor

You're still wondering, "Where is the door?"

Pick up your shit and strut away

I'll use my words and let 'em sway

The freedom I feel when I write

Nothing can replace it even if I don't try

Its a release like no other

While issues like you are dealt in order

Stamped in my memoirs if not my memory

God willing someday you understand this

Cause there will come a time

When the sides are switched

All you'll say then, "What a bitch!"

Knock around for humanity to step in

It's too late now the world has changed

SRK

His clenching teeth
His flailing arms

His botoxed face
His beeping gaze

His defected walk
His cocky talk

Oh god, please make it stop

Hey srk when will you learn
That your flicks are just a pun

You might be a great being at heart
But on screen you act like a total fart

Godly status in every role
Rising up from any hole
A better movie is Bol Radha Bol

Of all your crap that I have borne
Don 2 pricks like a bloody thorn

The public is taken completely for granted
But the sensible ones feel totally haunted

Any of you will ruin a reel
But hey,that's what I feel!

iDISS

Ten years ago there was just a number pad with a red and green button

All people did was talk on the rectangular marvel

Then came a device sporting the i

Changed the world for the obsessive eye

There was a time of imacs

They then turned to ibooks

With the future in place

They needed more of the ‘i’

‘i’ can do a lot of things

So they podded and padded

They touched and they phoned

And now they have even stored

‘i’ tell you what to do

‘i’ tell you how to do

‘i’ even say, "If you don’t have an iphone…you don’t have an iphone!"

Like it would take eons to figure

With a splash of a dash

There is no flash

For someone you care

You cannot share

Can’t do jack without itunes

Stick with it that is your fortune

Still the ibuggers just stand by

With a tall pad in their flailing arms

They say beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder

But here the beauty lies in the i's of the share holder!

Biting of the apple has never gone so well

Newton is turning, waiting to unleash hell

A few years’ later ibabies be born

Then anything with the ‘i’ will be the best pie!

ipiss, imiss, ihiss, and sometimes i-even-diss!

SUCKER

A sucker for the perfect life

Lots of money and a woman to feel nice

Even if it’s not true

You go ahead and plan your move

Seems you're forced from within your mind

Doing everything to convince its divine

Doubt doesn’t seep in

It just awakens

That’s when you wonder, is this for real?

If patience is a bloody virtue

Soon enough it turns worthless

Try to see the light

But the tunnel takes you beyond the night

Grab what you have and just be grateful

No absolute need of being hateful

Till you confess this to the world

The feeling will crawl back on its own

Take the step, make the dive

See what happens with a fight!

HOP

When you hop around the world
Millions of people you meet

The duration has a lot to say

You make friends for eternity

But when you skip to the next destination

The world is not that simple

Newer people on the horizon

Old ones in the fray

As your circle of life gets bigger

The distance with the loved ones grows larger

In this day of the information age

You’d think things are easy to say

Stuff changes with the time
Can’t be stuck on a speed bump all the while

No matter how many people you hold
At the end of the day you'll be alone

Drifting is a part of life

Cause life is lead in phases alone
 
No need to lament the loss of one
Round the next corner, another is found!

KING KENNY

He hails from Scotland

Home of the scotch

Arrived from Celtic

To the banks of Mersey (His home forever be)

Bob saw a vision in 1977

A sound investment of 440,000!

Taking the role of shaking the Kop

Swaying Liverpool all the way to the top

As if scoring goals was not enough

Accepted the mantle of coaching the club

Absolute glory achieved on the front

Bidding goodbye after so many cups

The club turned to others to pull his work forward

Everything achieved in that space of time

Except the coveted Premier League prize

Then came the yanks with promises galore

Took everything, even the Anfield floor

Two decades passed without sheer luck

LFC staring down the barrel of a gun

In such times of terrible crises

Stars moved for trophies elsewhere

But all was not lost

The club had been bought

Entered John Henry

Spoke like a visionary

Lead the legend back to his home

Boosting the kitty with millions in store

The fans elated, the players fearless

Singing in unison, "You'll Never Walk Alone"

The other clubs shaking in their very bones

The legend spoke, the legend showed

The legend brought in some fresh imports

What followed in 6 months

The whole world did see

Off with bad memories

Wiped the slate clean

Few hours from now the season begins

We’ll overturn any situation

Hope restored back in our hearts

"Come on, you Reds, let's make the start!"

Glossary:

Kop – One of the most decorated, passionate of football stands across the world inspired by

The Battle Of Spion Kop

Celtic – Celtic Football Club

Mersey – River Mersey, Liverpool

Bob – Bob Paisely; one of the greatest managers in LFC history

John Henry – Current owner, LFC

Anfield – LFC Stadium

Red – LFC fan

THE WORLD

What's going on with the world?

Today you're sleeping, tomorrow you're not

The world witnesses a fanatic blown

Taking thousands for his illicit cause

This stirs a furore in people's minds

Thousands again, blown out of kind

The darkest day in the history of mankind

The water in the seas going round and round

The tsunami comes, the riots die

The earth quakes and screws the world

That’s the time when the bombings rest

What evil wants, nature does

There is not much place left in the world

The odds against us are all to none

Mother nature, are you really mad?

Mother nature, are we that bad?

Mother nature, why am I so sad?

Mother nature, let us create a new fad...

With all the hope we pray to you

To find something better to do

A species god-only-knows-how-old

Is begging to be... undone