iDISS

Ten years ago there was just a number pad with a red and green button

All people did was talk on the rectangular marvel

Then came a device sporting the i

Changed the world for the obsessive eye

There was a time of imacs

They then turned to ibooks

With the future in place

They needed more of the ‘i’

‘i’ can do a lot of things

So they podded and padded

They touched and they phoned

And now they have even stored

‘i’ tell you what to do

‘i’ tell you how to do

‘i’ even say, "If you don’t have an iphone…you don’t have an iphone!"

Like it would take eons to figure

With a splash of a dash

There is no flash

For someone you care

You cannot share

Can’t do jack without itunes

Stick with it that is your fortune

Still the ibuggers just stand by

With a tall pad in their flailing arms

They say beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder

But here the beauty lies in the i's of the share holder!

Biting of the apple has never gone so well

Newton is turning, waiting to unleash hell

A few years’ later ibabies be born

Then anything with the ‘i’ will be the best pie!

ipiss, imiss, ihiss, and sometimes i-even-diss!