Ten years ago there was just a number pad with a red and green button
All people did was talk on the rectangular marvel
Then came a device sporting the i
Changed the world for the obsessive eye
There was a time of imacs
They then turned to ibooks
With the future in place
They needed more of the ‘i’
‘i’ can do a lot of things
So they podded and padded
They touched and they phoned
And now they have even stored
‘i’ tell you what to do
‘i’ tell you how to do
‘i’ even say, "If you don’t have an iphone…you don’t have an iphone!"
Like it would take eons to figure
With a splash of a dash
There is no flash
For someone you care
You cannot share
Can’t do jack without itunes
Stick with it that is your fortune
Still the ibuggers just stand by
With a tall pad in their flailing arms
They say beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder
But here the beauty lies in the i's of the share holder!
Biting of the apple has never gone so well
Newton is turning, waiting to unleash hell
A few years’ later ibabies be born
Then anything with the ‘i’ will be the best pie!
ipiss, imiss, ihiss, and sometimes i-even-diss!
