SRK

His clenching teeth
His flailing arms

His botoxed face
His beeping gaze

His defected walk
His cocky talk

Oh god, please make it stop

Hey srk when will you learn
That your flicks are just a pun

You might be a great being at heart
But on screen you act like a total fart

Godly status in every role
Rising up from any hole
A better movie is Bol Radha Bol

Of all your crap that I have borne
Don 2 pricks like a bloody thorn

The public is taken completely for granted
But the sensible ones feel totally haunted

Any of you will ruin a reel
But hey,that's what I feel!

iDISS

Ten years ago there was just a number pad with a red and green button

All people did was talk on the rectangular marvel

Then came a device sporting the i

Changed the world for the obsessive eye

There was a time of imacs

They then turned to ibooks

With the future in place

They needed more of the ‘i’

‘i’ can do a lot of things

So they podded and padded

They touched and they phoned

And now they have even stored

‘i’ tell you what to do

‘i’ tell you how to do

‘i’ even say, "If you don’t have an iphone…you don’t have an iphone!"

Like it would take eons to figure

With a splash of a dash

There is no flash

For someone you care

You cannot share

Can’t do jack without itunes

Stick with it that is your fortune

Still the ibuggers just stand by

With a tall pad in their flailing arms

They say beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder

But here the beauty lies in the i's of the share holder!

Biting of the apple has never gone so well

Newton is turning, waiting to unleash hell

A few years’ later ibabies be born

Then anything with the ‘i’ will be the best pie!

ipiss, imiss, ihiss, and sometimes i-even-diss!