That guy’s got a Porsche
Ho hum de dum
A girl stood you up
Ho hum de dum
Your neighbour cracked a rib
Ho hum de dum
The pope is a git
Ho hum de dum
Ignorance is bliss
What don't touch you, don't affect you
And what does affect you, might not touch you
For the shit that definitely touches and affects you
Ho hum de dum
Your love's been a waste
Ho hum de dum
The girl is still great
Ho hum de dum
You find a new mate
Ho hum de dum
Life isn't that great
Ho hum de dum
Whatever happens may be for good
That don't help when she stirs you up
Stares at you with utmost disgust
Gazing away, far, far away
Let it go beyond the fray
You're not a bad guy
Yet many women make you the fall guy
The world is on fire
Ho hum de dum
The situation is dire
Ho hum de dum
The glaciers are melting
Ho hum de dum
The activists are pelting
Ho hum de dum
Turn the tube and all hell’s broken loose
Some schmuck, for his inane cause
Planted bombs that are set off
Sorrow and grief everywhere
Wait a few days it’ll all go away
They blow the trumpet
Ho hum de dum
Break the phone set
Ho hum de dum
Left maybe right
Ho hum de dum
Wrong is surely right
Ho hum de dum
No matter what happens normality ensues
While people on the left are still getting sued
The media's on fire reporting the truth
What remains to be seen is if it is true
You read this rhyme
Ho hum de dum
Thought it was grand
Ho hum de dum
Maybe it was bland
Ho hum de dum
Just go take a hike
Ho hum de dum!
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